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PostSubject: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!   Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:54 am

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!   Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:49 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA Wow...
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!   Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:18 pm

Theres 1250 diffrent ways for chuck norris to kill you in the average room.

God created chuck norris, he also created gravity to keep chuck norris on earth.

When chuck norris goes swimming he does get wet, the water gets wet.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!   Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:52 pm

The poor water.
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